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Don’t ya love ‘em?
Cake, frosting, chocolate dipped?
I do.
I know I’m not supposed to have them.
I’ll get in trouble with the doctor at my next physical.
But, I still like them. And, do buy and eat them once in a while.
If no one sees me eat them, it’s not bad, right?
http://www.hostesscakes.com/hohos.asp
Cake, frosting, chocolate dipped?
I do.
I know I’m not supposed to have them.
I’ll get in trouble with the doctor at my next physical.
But, I still like them. And, do buy and eat them once in a while.
If no one sees me eat them, it’s not bad, right?
http://www.hostesscakes.com/hohos.asp
Boogah, Boogah
Oct. 26th, 2007 02:37 pmAs near as I can tell it started in ’77.
Star Wars had come out that spring and I was really, really into it.
For my birthday I had received a Darth Vader helmet, which I still own.
My cousin Carolyn, her husband Myron, kids Kim and Brian had come up to visit us for Thanksgiving. Her son was only a few years younger than me and also very into Star Wars.
I had my brother lead him down into the basement where most of the lights were off. As they walked through the basement I walked out behind them without them noticing, wearing the mask.
I did my best Vader breath noise. He turned around and went screaming (literally) out of the basement and refused to go back downstairs the rest of the visit.
I hadn’t really thought about that starting it all. But, that’s the first I remember. Never really intended it to be a habit. And, to be honest, I’m still a bit surprised about it. But, I guess it’s just a natural talent I should go with… What can you do?
Star Wars had come out that spring and I was really, really into it.
For my birthday I had received a Darth Vader helmet, which I still own.
My cousin Carolyn, her husband Myron, kids Kim and Brian had come up to visit us for Thanksgiving. Her son was only a few years younger than me and also very into Star Wars.
I had my brother lead him down into the basement where most of the lights were off. As they walked through the basement I walked out behind them without them noticing, wearing the mask.
I did my best Vader breath noise. He turned around and went screaming (literally) out of the basement and refused to go back downstairs the rest of the visit.
I hadn’t really thought about that starting it all. But, that’s the first I remember. Never really intended it to be a habit. And, to be honest, I’m still a bit surprised about it. But, I guess it’s just a natural talent I should go with… What can you do?
Tropical strawberry?
Oct. 22nd, 2007 08:43 pmThings that are supposed to be “Tropical Flavored” should not have strawberry in it.
It’s just not tropical. I think they’re just being cheap. “We’ve got a ton of strawberry flavoring, what should we do with it?” “Pour it in, no one will care!”
Mango, banana, even oranges I could take as tropical.
But not strawberry.
I should point out I only posted this at Nate’s request. There are only 3 (maybe 4) people who would know why he and I think it’s funny.
But, that’s pretty good compared to most of the jokes I post here.
As I said to him the other day, “Things might go better if I could keep my mouth shut and not make stupid jokes. But, I just can’t." So there it is. He and I can laugh. Holly will frown. No one else will have a clue.
It’s just not tropical. I think they’re just being cheap. “We’ve got a ton of strawberry flavoring, what should we do with it?” “Pour it in, no one will care!”
Mango, banana, even oranges I could take as tropical.
But not strawberry.
I should point out I only posted this at Nate’s request. There are only 3 (maybe 4) people who would know why he and I think it’s funny.
But, that’s pretty good compared to most of the jokes I post here.
As I said to him the other day, “Things might go better if I could keep my mouth shut and not make stupid jokes. But, I just can’t." So there it is. He and I can laugh. Holly will frown. No one else will have a clue.
Yet another offer
Oct. 9th, 2007 05:11 pmSo today at work I got another offer for taking care of my wife’s boyfriend over in the next town from me. This one is much more tempting as it is perfectly legal. (Unlike having him pummeled by pork chop wielding Puerto Ricans.)
Apparently one of my friends here at work has a friend on the police force of that town. They tell me that if I just provide a name and address, his driving pleasure will be in jeopardy. As it would be the police doing it, I don’t have to worry about getting thrown in jail for it….
Apparently one of my friends here at work has a friend on the police force of that town. They tell me that if I just provide a name and address, his driving pleasure will be in jeopardy. As it would be the police doing it, I don’t have to worry about getting thrown in jail for it….
Embrace the dark side
Oct. 6th, 2007 09:28 amWell, what the hell. As my wife said: “if you’re going to do the time, you might as well do he crime”.
So, I’ve decided to be the cruel, manipulative, abusive person I’ve been told I am.
After the night I had last night, I decided to do something this morning that I’ve wanted to do for a long time now. I had been reluctant to do it for many reasons, not the least being out right laziness. But, remembering Lou the other day made me think of a bunch of things and remember life is too short to put stuff off.
I know it is selfish of me to do this. But, as I said, I’ve decided to live down to expectations. So what if it’s only good for me and will cause pain (especially to me) in the long run? It’s what I want now, right?
I was worried about the legal implications, but from what I’ve read on line, I think I can get away with it.
Maybe if I had something else to do with my day I wouldn’t have chosen this. But, with no calls or visits from folks, only posts to the world about how bad I am, I decided to do what I thought was right.
So, it’s a beautiful day. I’m heading over to Northboro to do what I’ve wanted to do for ages. Who knows, maybe if it works out well I can drop by and see other folks too.
Wish me luck!
So, I’ve decided to be the cruel, manipulative, abusive person I’ve been told I am.
After the night I had last night, I decided to do something this morning that I’ve wanted to do for a long time now. I had been reluctant to do it for many reasons, not the least being out right laziness. But, remembering Lou the other day made me think of a bunch of things and remember life is too short to put stuff off.
I know it is selfish of me to do this. But, as I said, I’ve decided to live down to expectations. So what if it’s only good for me and will cause pain (especially to me) in the long run? It’s what I want now, right?
I was worried about the legal implications, but from what I’ve read on line, I think I can get away with it.
Maybe if I had something else to do with my day I wouldn’t have chosen this. But, with no calls or visits from folks, only posts to the world about how bad I am, I decided to do what I thought was right.
So, it’s a beautiful day. I’m heading over to Northboro to do what I’ve wanted to do for ages. Who knows, maybe if it works out well I can drop by and see other folks too.
Wish me luck!
