The secrets of the defabricator

[fbhjr]

So, one of the things that bothers me most about my wife’s “afternoon of passion” with that other guy is her statement of “all of a sudden I was naked and couldn’t tell you how I got that way.”
Now, I’ve been married to her for 14 years and been together with her for 10 more. I almost never get to see her naked. Especially in front of windows without curtains, during the day, in winter when there aren’t leaves on the trees.
So, my thoughts turn to the Defabricator shown on Dr. Who. I figure it must work like that. But, of course, I doubt he carried around that one. It was too big. I’m thinking he must have the keychain version. Probably only good for one shot, with bad aim at that. (It seems to have gotten everyone in the room at the time.)
Still, I can’t help but envy a keychain defabricator, even with those limitations.
Admire the technology or not, my chief interest is in blocking it. Never having had one, or any sort of natural abilities in that area, I turned to someone who did.
One of the troupe members has it as a super power. So, we spent a lot of last night trying to figure out how to jam it. Sadly, the super power seems to work totally differently then the device. (I’m thinking like Green Lantern is different from Superman. Both very powerful, both in the Justice League, both by DC comics. But, you go after GL with Kryptonite and you’re going to get your butt kicked.)

So, I’m looking for ideas to block the defabricator.
So far there are only two we’ve come up with, both with issues.
1) Wrap my wife in aluminum foil all of the time. This might not have the first issue you’d think. You’re probably thinking, “that’s expensive” or “ that’s uncomfortable” or something along those lines. Nope, that’s not the issue. The issue is as my wife said, “like I couldn’t just tear that open…”
2) Keep my wife surrounded at all times by people he won’t want to see naked. Since it seems to be an area of effect, this might be a good deterrent. But, again has issues. Mostly that he and I seem to have similar taste in women (don’t say it) and so that means surrounding her with people who don’t do it for me either.

So, I’m looking for other ideas.
Suggestions?

Comments

And as promised...

[perrin-o-ravnos.livejournal.com]

WOOP WOOP!

Re: And as promised...

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[saeble.livejournal.com]

actually go to one of those spam email sites offering 'a guaranteed 3 inches in 3 weeks'.....

I sometimes wonder if gays have it any easier...

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, tempting, aren’t they?
The “MegaDick” ones are really the ones that got my attention.
But, if they really did what they said, I’d need a whole new wardrobe. And, pants with three legs have to be custom made…

[madminyon.livejournal.com]

I suggest a sub-dermal energy dampening field. It sounds like the device works by bouncing a gravaton particle beam off of a miniaturized deflector dish, thus creating a tachion wave that syncs the clothing out of phase by .0023 microns. The dampening field should simply absorb the energy emmited from the device, however I recomend going the extra mile and adding an energy remodulator in case the wave broadcasts at multiple frequencies. A warning, however, as this addition may superimpose a photonic representation of your wife's body over her, but the image will only include layers in contact with the sub-dermal dampener. Again, to compensate, use a bio-electric inhibitor, though side effects such as grumpyness and irritibility will occure, and there is a slight risk of hair loss.

[morgan-lafaye.livejournal.com]

Ummm your trying tec stuff. Do it the old fashion way.Shields. Roman type might work. Could start a fashion tend. Different outfit, diff. shield.