I suggest a sub-dermal energy dampening field. It sounds like the device works by bouncing a gravaton particle beam off of a miniaturized deflector dish, thus creating a tachion wave that syncs the clothing out of phase by .0023 microns. The dampening field should simply absorb the energy emmited from the device, however I recomend going the extra mile and adding an energy remodulator in case the wave broadcasts at multiple frequencies. A warning, however, as this addition may superimpose a photonic representation of your wife's body over her, but the image will only include layers in contact with the sub-dermal dampener. Again, to compensate, use a bio-electric inhibitor, though side effects such as grumpyness and irritibility will occure, and there is a slight risk of hair loss.
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Date: 2007-10-30 11:48 pm (UTC)