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I often hear things in a strange way.

Today we were taking the monorail back to where we parked when I had one of those "what?" moments.

As we pulled into Epcot and they were telling us about all the fun things we could do there (assuming they were still open and they weren't) they said what sounded to me like:

"And, have yourself an adventure with our new ride Sauron!"

I looked over at my wife.
"Sauron? One ring to rule them all?"
"Soaring," she said.
"Ah, that makes much more sense."

I put it down to being tired and confused from the "let there be peace on Earth" fireworks show.
Peace on Earth. High Explosive.
Sauron would fit right in.