I had an epiphany

[fbhjr]

Today coming in to work I had an epiphany and realized:
“Some of these drivers out on the road are real asses.  I don’t need to
wish them a Merry Christmas, they should just stop driving like jerks.”

Passing people in breakdown lanes?
Exiting the highway across three lanes from the high speed lane?
Cutting me off in heavy traffic without even signaling?

They are asses.
24 days of Advent and 12 days of Christmas are about all I can handle in
the wishing them Merry Christmas instead of something worse.

Comments

[malterre.livejournal.com]

Epiphany. *snort*

[saeble.livejournal.com]

you should get into a DARPA weapons programme and build something to fix em. Mebbe a tight beam EMP pulse cannon to cook their cars electronics :)

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised what isn't allowed here in the states....

[saeble.livejournal.com]

I'm more often surprised by what is... put it this way, a .338 Lapua rifle is almost impossible to register here unless you own a cattle station with a zillion acres and you can basically forget about a 50cal.

Semi automatic rifles are class C and heavily restricted, regardless of calibre, even .22s. A pump action shotgun is class C.

[pallid-regina.livejournal.com]

Yus!

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

Yup, today is also going to be the end of my "Holiday wishes" season, too.
I gave it the old college try, though. Eventually we all become wise(r) men..