I had an epiphany

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Today coming in to work I had an epiphany and realized:
“Some of these drivers out on the road are real asses.  I don’t need to
wish them a Merry Christmas, they should just stop driving like jerks.”

Passing people in breakdown lanes?
Exiting the highway across three lanes from the high speed lane?
Cutting me off in heavy traffic without even signaling?

They are asses.
24 days of Advent and 12 days of Christmas are about all I can handle in
the wishing them Merry Christmas instead of something worse.