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It is 4/4/16! That’s one of the very rare square root days! (You know 4
times 4 is 16…)
It is 11 years until the next one, so have a good one today!
(Edited to add: Only 9 years. This really is 2016...)

yebo and I have been friends since the last one of the last
millennium. 9/9/81 we had just started engineering school together and
went to the local pizza place and ordered square pizza for square root day.
That was only 4 square root days ago.

3/3/9!
It happens only 9 times a century! (No, I don't count 10/10/00)
It's the first in 5 years!
It's the last for the next 7 years!
Everyone should eat square food today!