Yet another offer

So today at work I got another offer for taking care of my wife’s boyfriend over in the next town from me. This one is much more tempting as it is perfectly legal. (Unlike having him pummeled by pork chop wielding Puerto Ricans.)
Apparently one of my friends here at work has a friend on the police force of that town. They tell me that if I just provide a name and address, his driving pleasure will be in jeopardy. As it would be the police doing it, I don’t have to worry about getting thrown in jail for it….