Robot Renfaire

[fbhjr]

For almost two years I’ve been doing a “Robot Renfaire” comic every day:
https://frankscomics.dreamwidth.org

And, I’m running out of steam on it.

So far I’ve put out 630 of them, but I’ve uploaded 710 as I get them done before the day they go.
I’m trying to reach 2 years worth. Since this is a leap year, that would be 731.
I’ve got 8 more I haven’t quite finished, so that’s leaves me 13 more to do.

They are, very loosely, based on things that have happened to Phoenix Swords over the years. It is very loose. I go off on all sorts of tangents and such.

So, I need to do 13 more to hit my goal.
And, right now I’m not in a place these stories seem so funny to me. Right now I’m much more of give them the finger and stalk off than laugh about it.

But, I still have lots of notes I’ve taken over the last two years about stories I thought could be funny, or ones my wife reminded me of when I asked her for ideas.

The list of them is still fairly long. And, in Phoenix Swords shorthand. Folks who have performed with us might recognize which stories they are from my notes, but a lot go back to shows 20 years ago too, so maybe not many folks.

I’m sure I can figure out the last 13 from this list. Then, I’m certainly going to take a break for a while.
We’ll see when/if I start it up again…

Ideas:
Have to have a contract for shows you’ve already done
The degeneration of contracts
Finding practice space
“You do shows?”
Push the swing
“have I fallen into hell?”
Don’t slap women
no pay, bad camping
the smoking doctor
better than the main act sword fighters
rain too hard for fire tricks
bec breaks at Tom
Cougar on the loose,
Fire show on frozen lake
no music
Wikkenny castle: kick the door open
hold that crowd, Marshal freak out on way home
Mob owned performance
“You made me do that job”
extortion
hotel argument
shiny breast girl
Broken fire sword
Asleep while watching the booth
Getting to show in blizzard
The grass at the baseball field, nachos
Watchusett mountain men skills exchange
Class 3 audience won over
conked by a trebuchet
donkey butt
Very small space
Lake phoenix
You do shows too?
I’ll pay you in January for a sword fight today
Cindy’s broken leg
Fire sword broken
Plague
On line shows
Passive aggressive entertainment manager
HOT

Comments

[ravena_kade]

I am really curious what robot you use for the break a leg episode

[fbhjr]

One with a removable leg would be my guess…
But, it is on the list of things I haven’t done, so who knows?