Meme stolen from idic_writer

[fbhjr]

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks — and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — No
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
Held a snake? — Ys
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? — Yes
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — Yes
Sung karaoke? — No
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? — No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? — Yes
Broken a bone? — Yes
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yes
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — No
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — Yes
Marched/protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Yes
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — Yes
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — No
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated blood? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - Yes
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? —No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — No
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes

Comments

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Been on TV? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — Yes
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - Yes
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes

Please explain these!

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Had a close brush with death (your own)? —I was once in a car accident where the police officer who responded said "I'm surprised you're alive, most accidents are fatal at this intersection."
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — I boycott all sorts of things. I send letters to companies I don't like and explain why. The one you're probably most familiar with would be Coke. I don't like their business practices and won't buy it if there is any other choice.
Been on TV? — A bunch of times for different reasons. The news a few times with the sword fighting group. A religious discussion group on TV for a while. Things like that.
Given someone stitches? — My wife and I were practicing a fight a few years ago and she fell and hit her head, requiring 7 stitches. (http://fbhjr.livejournal.com/115577.html )
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Working in a machine shop I one managed to hit myself with a piece of equipment in the head and woke up on the floor.
Grabbed electric fence? - I was at a farm and grabbed a fence to hold it open for a child I was helping get back to the front. The fence had not been marked as an electric fence, but it was. Not very powerful, and I was happy about that.
Peed your pants in public? — This is more of a guess then a memory. But, I'm assuming I did when I was young. The questions said it must be yes or no, not "I don't remember". So, I went with yes figuring I must have at least once.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — As much as my mother annoys me and causes damage in my life, she wouldn't get to me if I didn't have feelings for her. It would be a lot easier if I really could pretend she was just a crazy old lady who said mean things to me. But, there is part of me that can't forget she's my mother.

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

A religious discussion group on TV? I'd like to hear more about that!

And I interpreted "given someone stitches" as you actually stitching someone up! :P

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

I have never actually done the stitching. Only participated in the creation of the need.

For a fair bit of time my wife and I were very involved in a church here in town. I was the head of administration and my wife was one of the trustees.
The local TV station wanted to have a televised discussion of religious topics and asked each church in the area to send a representative.
I was the one picked by our church to go.
There were two sets of it. One for the 4 weeks leading up to Christmas. Another for 6 weeks leading up to Easter.

It was an interesting group. I was the only one out of about 8 folks who was not an actual clergy person. I can't really say they were debates as they weren't structured, but it was an interesting discussion group.

[endlessblush.livejournal.com]

You're lucky to have never had surgery

[chaquir.livejournal.com]

great list to read.

[meathiel]

Interesting ...

Never had surgery is pretty good!

[anigo.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing - totally stealing this!