The kitchen window

[fbhjr]

Our apartment has three big sliding glass doors.  One in our bedroom,
living room and kitchen.
The first year we lived there we had a few big parties with lots of people.
There was one where a lot of my wife’s coworkers showed up for the party.
My wife and one of her coworkers were visiting in the kitchen when her
coworker decided to step outside for a cigarette.  She pulled open the big
glass door and grabbed her lighter.
“You can’t go out there,” my wife said.
“I’m just going for a smoke,” her friend said.  “I’ll be right back.”
“You can’t go out there,” my wife said again, grabbing her arm to stop her.
“She’s just going for a smoke,” another friend said.  “Give her a break.”
“There is no balcony,” my wife said.
Her two friends stopped and looked out the door they were trying to get
through and realized all that was there was a 2 ½ story drop to the ground.
They went out the living room door, which does have a balcony, for their
smoke.

Comments

[saeble.livejournal.com]

a shame a lawsuit would be involved with just letting 'em walk out into space

[saeble.livejournal.com]

should I cut some "NO balcony beyond this door" stickers for you ? :)

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

It has been 15 years and no one else tried "the door", so I think we are ok for now...