I find these funny

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I get a fair bit of spam mail from folks trying to convince me they're looking to help me invest millions and I'll get a cut if I only give them my bank info. Most are pretty much the same, but once in a while I get one that stands out.

This one I think is better than most. Will I give the info, no. But, I did read the whole thing...
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Good day, I hope this letter meets you in good faith.

Just recently, I was mandated by a high-networth individual, to source a trustworthy and honest individual in a country that is politically and economically stable, with an excellent climate for a large capital investment on viable projects and lucrative businesses, hence this contact.

Please respond with a detailed profile of your company with your full names, location and direct telephone number if you are able to handle this partnership as desired by my client, so I can give you more details about this proposal and make arrangement for a meeting where we shall discuss among others, investment areas, transfer of the capital to you and above all the parentage benefits.

Expecting your early response.

Lee Scott

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[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

and above all the parentage benefits.

Oh, that's a good one!