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I chew on things. I guess it’s part of being raised by dogs.
Today I got some nice pens. I said “don’t chew on these” to myself when I took the first one out of the package.
But, I still want to chew on something.

Why don’t they make chew toys for people?
There must be some plastic that is FDA approved and tough enough to deal with it.
Market it as a weight loss product. “Chew on this when hungry!”

OK, I’m sure there are some people who will say “what are we, dogs?”
So what.
I’d buy one.

Date: 2010-01-22 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palusbuteo.livejournal.com
ummm... chewing gum?

Date: 2010-01-22 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 64tbird.livejournal.com
Soda straws?
Edited Date: 2010-01-22 12:39 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-22 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fbhjr.livejournal.com
They don't last very long.
I'm thinking something like a toothbrush handle. Maybe even with the UV light thing to disinfect it...

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