Not what I expected

[fbhjr]

The guy in the office next to me (Jay) was having printer problems. He
needed to get something to print right on an overhead transparency, and it
was not working. (Wrong side, backwards, fed in wrong, someone else
printed to the printer, etc.)
“God help me print this,” he said.
The sky got dark. Clouds started rolling over the building at Spielberg
speeds.
His transparency printed.
“What a waste of divine intervention,” I said.

Comments

[temperlj.livejournal.com]

That cracked me up :)