Super powers here I come!

[fbhjr]

Yesterday I put together two new bookcases.


I was at the point in the office where I had pulled out 90% of what I was going to throw away and was just shifting other stuff around.


So, I had to get the bookcases in to give the stuff a place to live.

Today I made the final shuffle, along with several more bags of trash.
Somewhere in the process, I got a spider bite.


Earlier I had microwaved my brunch. My hope is the spider was close enough to the microwave to become radioactive and I’ll get super powers out of it.
I don’t know what sort of radiation it takes for spiders to give super powers, but why not microwave. Gamma is known for a wide range of powers (usually green), and microwave is just farther down the spectrum.
So, maybe super powers without turning green.
I like green and all, but not as a skin tone.

Anyhow, with or without super powers, I got the rest of the office arranged.


There is still a lot of stuff, but now it is at least in piles.

My biggest problem is the dust. If I open the window to let the dust out, I let the pollen in. Either way I sneeze.
Hopefully I am not going to turn into the sneeze avenger tomorrow. I’m hoping for some sort of teleportation or flight power.
We’ll see.

Comments

[temperlj.livejournal.com]

Uhm...Wow!

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Oh it's not that bad. No worse than a mosquito bite...

[gypsykate1890.livejournal.com]

That looks fantastic!!!!

Maybe you've already transformed

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

into a larger version of "Adrian Monk" from the USA network TV series..
Good job on the cleanup - looks 1000000% better !

IF you become the Sneezing Avenger, it could be cool, but not socially polite, if you could fire out spidey-web stuff from your nose that you could climb/swing on....

OK, gross, but I had to say it!
;-)

Re: Maybe you've already transformed

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

You know, I debated about telling how I blew a snot bubble so bit it splashed my eyebrows when it popped. But, I thought it was too disgusting...

[perrin-o-ravnos.livejournal.com]

None of this is work updates! psh.

I didnt even know your office had anotehr mac in there lol.

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Actually there were 2 other macs in there, and I threw one away.

Sadly, all the updates on my job search were in the post...
Yeah, nothing. Sad.

[morgan-lafaye.livejournal.com]

Maybe the snot bubble was the begining of a force field? Or a snot missile.
The office looks nice. Sorry about the job front.

[kismets-kiss.livejournal.com]

The office looks nice! Maybe just a delayed reaction on the super powers? I'd give it a week. Hope something comes through on the job front soon!

[palusbuteo.livejournal.com]

WooooOoOOOoWWw

Nice work, man!

[64tbird.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which is most impressive... the spider bite or the office transformation. Wanna come do my office?

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Well, the department of unemployment says I'm not supposed to say no to any job offer. And, I am trying to walk at least 2 miles a day. At that rate, it would take me about 3 years to get out to your office...