Two weird spy dreams

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Dream 1
I was in some sort of spy movie kind of chase, but it wasn’t a high speed chase, it was a very low speed chase.
I was in a city with a lot of canals and was going to escape by canal shuttle that ran all over the city. (I have taken canals around Amsterdam in the past, so it’s not that far fetched…)

I went to the canal station and found that the cost to get me all the way back to my hotel was only one small coin, which I put horizontally under the casing of the ticket machine and it spit out a bunch of small paper tickets.

The downside of the cheap ticket was the next barge was in 3 hours…

I waited by the door of the canal station, watching for the folks who were chasing me.
An older well dressed man came over to me.
“You look like you could use a place to relax while we wait for the canal boat,” he said. “My apartment is across the street, you’re welcome to wait there.”

I took him up on his offer and went up to his apartment. It looked like a Victorian sitting room that had been well maintained.
I asked to use his bathroom and he pointed to a door.

I went through the door and found a room full of all sorts of plumbing fixtures. Tubs, showers, toilets and sinks of all kinds were piled on top of each other.
“It’s on the left,” he said from the sitting room. “You may need to climb over things to get to it.”

I climbed up on a big tub on the left and found it was full of baked beans.
I tried to balance on top of it while aiming for the toilet on the side wall, but my aim in such conditions was not very good and some went in the beans.

As I pondered how to tell him I had ruined his beans, I slipped and my foot slipped into the tub going up to my knee.
“I think I’ve ruined your beans!” I shouted out to him.
Dream ends

Dream 2
I was also a secret agent in this one. This time I was trying to carry a special kind of Lego brick to a secret base in the woods.
The special brick would make anything you built with that Lego at the center come alive.

I was waylaid in the woods by the enemy and they stole the brick and ran off faster than I could pursue.

I caught up with them as they discussed their plan.

“The enemy base is over that hill!” their leader shouted to them. “We’ve not only stolen the special brick, but the plans for a forty foot tall bear that will attack their base and destroy it for us!”

I went over the hill and discovered that they had indeed built a 40’ bear that was sitting in front of the military base.
But, they had their plans wrong. Instead of some sort of fearsome attack bear, they had built at 40 foot tall Winnie the Pooh.

“Oh bother!” the giant bear said as soldiers came out and started attacking it. It was picking up people and throwing them into the air, which was not good for the people.

I knew I had to get the special brick that I could see in the center of its chest.
I ran towards the bear, jumped up on it’s foot and ran towards its chest.

It grabbed me and threw me high in the air with another “oh bother…”

I started falling back down towards it and pulled the cord for my parachute. It came out and I began drifting down around the giant bear.
I knew I had to time it just right to get the special brick or it would grab me again and I did not have a second parachute.
Dream ends