So, now it’s official: I’m old

[fbhjr]

Now, I hadn’t expected to find myself old at 45. After all, my father lived to be more than 40 years older than I am now. He kept having kids until he was 50. He worked well into his 70’s, not counting the consulting he did after he officially retired.

I’d like to blame it on the fact that the bedroom was fairly dark this morning. And, the text in question is off white on a grey background and somewhat hard to see even in good lighting.
But, I can’t. There are too many other signs that got missed.

So, the day after I turned 45, as I sat on the toilet at work, I couldn’t deny the truth.
“Oh look,” I said seeing the writing on my underwear at my feet. “I put them on inside out.”
I looked closer.
“And, backwards.”

Yep.
Old.

Comments

Well, look at the bright side

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

At least you have 5 more years before you can get an AARP card !

THEN (I am told) is when you will really feel old..

[morgan-lafaye.livejournal.com]

Dude, no offence but How'd you miss the fly front.I can understand inside out......Its a very tired FBHJR.

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

That's why I said "too many other signs got missed".

[palusbuteo.livejournal.com]

Whoa....That's rough, bud.

I can feel that the undies don't quite feel right if I have them on backwards.

Inside out, though, I don't recall having that happen..But I'm 15 years behind you so there's time yet... *rolls eyes*

I don't think that is what

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

"extended wear" is supposed to mean.

Underwear Worries.

[gilden.livejournal.com]

Hey, At least they weren't full! Right?

Re: Underwear Worries.

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

That is correct!