An unexpected super power…

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I was in the bathroom this afternoon.
When I finished, stood up and buckled my belt a quarter dropped out of the leg of my pants.

While I had bought something at the gas station in the morning and paid cash, I am very sure I didn’t get coins as change.
The register read $4.09 and I handed over a $5.
The woman gave me back a dollar bill.
"Thank you!" I said.
"It’s only $0.09," she replied.

So, no quarters.
That was the only thing I used cash with that day.

Clearly the only explanation is I can now poop out quarters.

If I am going to use this as a retirement plan, I’m going to have to look into a change of diet…