Alfred warned me

[fbhjr]

So, perrin_o_ravnos and Jeff came over this afternoon. We were going to play D&D, but Tom couldn’t made it due to car problems.
We had a good time, then Perrin and I went up to sword practice.
We got there before anyone else, and I unlocked the building.
The entrance way is an old loading dock. Lots of birds live there. It used to have the worlds fattest pigeon living in the rafters. As we waited for the others to show up, Perrin asked if the pigeon was still there.
I went out to look. Instead of a really big pigeon, there was a tiny sparrow.
“I see you there,” I said, pointing up at it.
It dove off the beam and flew down straight at me.
OK, it was probably little bigger than my nose, but it was coming straight at me. I ducked.
It flew over my head out into the parking lot.
“It’s going for your car!” Perrin said, between laughs. “I think it’s going to peck your tires!”

So, my theory is this. The fat pigeon was one of the mob birds from the old Animaniacs show. The bird either must be a rival gang, or a police bird. When I pointed at it, it knew the jig was up.
Hopefully there isn’t a bird hit being put on me now.
Tomorrow, I should wear a hat.

Comments

[blue-micha.livejournal.com]

Rachel and I were there before you. :-p
I got there at 6:30 and rachel had allready been sitting there. We would have come over to the dock sooner (or been in the building if it hadn't been locked)if the car we were sitting in wasn't surrounded by work trucks.

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

It's probably just as well you stayed in the parking lot. If not, the attack sparrow might have gotten you!