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Tuesday I went over to the Subway sandwich shop near me for lunch. I go
there a lot. Enough that the folks who work there start making my sandwich
when I walk in. That’s useful as it is always crowded, so I get in and out
faster since they know me.

As I was in line a woman came in with a young boy. I’d guess he was no
more than 5 or 6 and was wearing a Batman mask.
She walked up to the register and asked where the bathrooms were. The
manager pointed to the back.
“I’m glad Batman is here,” the manager said to the young boy. “I feel a
lot safer with you in my store.”
“We’re not going to eat here!” The young Batman shouted at him.
“You’re Batman!” the manager said. “You can eat wherever you want!”
His mother dragged him off to the bathroom.
“I feel like I should have one of those ‘POW!’ signs from the old TV show
over my head,” the manager said to me. “Taken out by Batman!”
As I was paying for my sandwich they came out of the bathroom.
“Now you tell the nice man what sandwich you want,” the mother said to
‘Batman’.
“I am Batman and we are going to eat here!” Batman announced!
The whole crew behind the sandwich counter cheered.
“Batman saves the day again!” the manager said.