Well we were asking for it

[fbhjr]

When I opened up our suitcase so I could start doing laundry I found a note saying it had been opened and inspected by the TSA before it was put on the plane.

I couldn’t blame them.

The hard part is trying to guess which item worried them.

The power squid with 5 different chargers coming off of it?
The jar of mustard I got at the farmer’s market?
The tube of sunburn jell my wife had?
Any of our collection of prescription medicines?
Or, my top guess, the meteorite my wife and I bought at the space center?