Diet Pepsi hates me

[fbhjr]

Last Sunday I bought water and soda for the sword troupe. While taking the case of Diet Pepsi out of the van, the handle broke and it dropped. As I picked it up, some of the cans exploded giving me a Diet Pepsi shower. (Good thing I always bring extra costume to shows.)
Today, I got up from the computer, and knocked my bottle of Diet Pepsi on the floor. I thought I had put the cap on tight. But, it was just tight enough to make it act like a sprinkler and not stop it as it shot out in an arc in both directions from the bottle.
This is what I get for driving through Atlanta (the home of Coke) on the trip and not taking the inland roads. Pepsi is taking revenge!

Comments

[saeble.livejournal.com]

Pepsi in any form is Satan's piss, what do you expect ?

Come back to the light brother, rejoin the Dynamic Ribboned Army once again and live the life of a full and real man.

[yebo.livejournal.com]

I think that to break the curse you'll need to quaff Atlanta's original favorite soda - Moxie!