I might have found it!
Jul. 27th, 2010 01:44 pmI keep track of everywhere Phoenix Swords performs. And, as part of that I
track where our “average” performance location is, even if it isn’t
anywhere near any of our real shows.
I fire up Google Earth, punch in the coordinates and see where our
“average” performance is from orbit.
Right now it is in the backyard of someone in Langhorne, PA.
Strangely, the house in question is listed to “John Smith”.
To me that almost seems like someone said “We know that Frank guy is going
to be looking down at us. Don’t give your real name!”
Of course, other Doctor Who fans will remember that “John Smith” is often
the alias the Doctor uses when on Earth.
To make it even a bit stranger, when you zoom in on the satellite photo,
there is something that almost looks like a blue box in the back yard. Its
only a little bit bigger then the lawn chairs back there with it, which is
consistent with the Tardis.

I’ve been carrying around that Tardis key for more than 30 years now.
Maybe I know where to bring it.