Weird thoughts

[fbhjr]

The laundry machines in our apartment building require cards that you pre-charge with money.
When you start a machine it says “pull” then “card” then “BAL”.
So, I wonder if this is a de-evolution of that old biblical foe Baal...
What if there are locust in my basement? I hope no pillars of flame come down from the sky as they’d have to go through my kitchen to get to the laundry room.

I’ve also been stuck thinking about when I die having my ashes left at my favorite restaurants. I can’t imagine the restaurants would be big on the idea.
So, I’m thinking if all my friends go there with some bubble gum and a bag of ashes it can be taken care of. Chew the gum, roll in ashes, stick to the bottom of the table.
Yes, I know, it won’t be permanent. But, throwing them to the wind won’t be any better.
The problem, as I see it, is talking people into doing it.

Sorry. But, these are the sort of ideas I’ve got to let loose or they’ll get stuck there...

Comments

[julytooth.livejournal.com]

You never know about the restaurant. Those folks do worship ancestors. They could put you up on that shelf with the Hello Kitty and Sushi boats in a container labeled Ashes of Loyal Customers. Ooh maybe the chef will create a roll and name it after you - The Frank Roll. When people ask why it is a Frank Roll, they will say we dust it will a little Frank. Only we who know will understand. Everyone else will think its a new sushi spice.

[pallid-regina.livejournal.com]

I'd watch out for rains of frogs inthat room, just sayin...