Robot freezers

[fbhjr]

Today was my first day at the robot freezer company.
It's interesting work and there appears to be plenty of it.
I'm told that if I do a good job then there is a very good chance of a full time job out of it. So, as I would anyhow, I will do the best I can.
It is only about 20-30 minutes from home, which is about the same as the last job. Traffic is a bit worse, but I've driven through those bad spots before and know what to expect.
Hopefully it will work out. It certainly has a lot of potential.

Comments

[palusbuteo.livejournal.com]

YAY!

Then there will be Robots with freakin freezing lazer beams on their heads

[capt-amos.livejournal.com]

I am very concerned about your company installing AI on freezer. I hope you are at least limiting their mobility.
Of course, in the movies, this always proves fruitless as they just install tank treads on themselves and kill lots of people anyway. :-)
Maybe by the middle of November you can lead the freezer robot army south to Mobile and melt them in the Gulf of Mexico!

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

They are not ambulatory. So, it should be fine as long as you don't walk in front of the door. And, never, never open one!

As long as they conform to the appended robotic laws for freezers..

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

A Robot freezer shall not freeze a human being, nor, through its inability to achieve absolute zero, allow a human being to be harmed.

Just don't let them near any mobile robots - I can see the tank treads coming with freeze-rays. Actually, I know some engineers up in Vermont who were developing a tank-treaded, self guiding (via GPS) reconnaissance robot with some AI ability for the government. The army wants to put a .50 caliber rifle on it too. Scenes from the Terminator run through my head..