Broke my brain

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It’s a dreary rainy day.
I was dissapointed by the high price of software.
I’m still unhappy my old company won’t trade my work for software.
And, there is a golf tournament on the channel I usually watch Law and Order.

I was going to write about visiting my mother in law at the house of ick yesterday.
But, not wanting to watch golf, I flipped some channels on my TV.

While never having watched the “Jerry Springer” show, I’ve heard about it and was not surprised to find it on durring the day on one of the channels.
I have no idea what sort of thing is usally shown on his show. It has the reputation of people hitting each other and throwing things at each other. And, there has never been anything to indicate I was missing out by not watching it.
But, as I clicked the channel up button from where I usually watch my news, it was there lurking for me.

There was a woman who was a dwarf dressed in leather with a whip. She was making some large guy get in panties and a bra. She made him crawl on the ground while she hit him and demanded he squeal like a pig.
Then the man’s wife came on and told her to stop. The short woman told the wife he liked it and started putting makeup on the man.

All that was in about the 15 seconds it took my brain to unjam and hit the channel up button again.
That was the 700 club with some guy talking about sinners and such.

I hit the button again and it was a show called “Divorce Court” where the judge was telling a woman it was not OK to spit on her mother in law because she couldn’t get the vaccum cleaner to work.

I try to to watch too much TV durring the day. If I turn it on, it is usually news, the Discovery Channel, the History Cannel, or something like that. There is a lot of Law and Order on, and I usually end up seeing at least one show of that a day.

Late night TV used to have a repuation for being weird. But, it’s got nothing on early afternoon.
It broke my brain.
I’ve forgotten what I was going to say about going to my mother in law’s. But, here are the pictures:





We brought her groceries. No spit...

Comments

[palusbuteo.livejournal.com]

yup. I'm sorry you/your brain had to suffer TV during the day.

Some people (like some former co-workers at my previous job) watched this daytime trash religiously, and would have some wonderously intelligent conversations Arguments, much as some other people would have 'discussion' about the local professional Sports teams, because they secretely were that team's official unofficial Couch Coach and knew oooh soo much better than the actual coach/GM of the team.

I'm amazed I didn't break my brain by bashing in on the wall of the break room...I now just realized why it's called a "Break Room"...You get sent in there to be broken.