Giving engineers a bad name

We have two new members to Phoenix Swords, both of whom will be doing their
very first performance with us tomorrow.
The newer of them is a college student at Smith College and is studying
engineering.
As she has no car, we are going to give her a ride to the show tomorrow.

But, that left the question of where to pick her up.
I don’t know any of the dorms, library or campus center.
“What about the art museum?” I asked her. “I know how to find the art
museum at Smith College.”
“We have an art museum?” she asked.
“Of course you have an art museum,” I said. “I’ve been there.”
“What do I know about art museums? I’m an engineer!” she shouted.

Kids these days.
My engineering school didn’t even have an art museum. But, I knew where
the one closest was located.