A happy ending to a long anniversary

( I am very glad to have my wife in my life )

The matress people

Don't you hate it when the fitted sheet on your bed comes loose on the corner and over the night pulls into the center of the bed? That way the people who live inside the matteress can see you sleeping. Don't like them watching me while I sleep.
Maybe it was a dream. When I woke up, the sheet had come loose and was in the center of the bed.
But, there was no sign of anyone living in my mattress.