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What a surprise

Taken from danielgreenwolf

Frank --

[noun]: An alien

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Oh come on. Is anyone really surprised by this?
I remember when my friend Dave was once asked what he'd do if real aliens beamed down.
"I'd tell Frank his mail was here," was his answer...