35 1/3 days

I’m very worried about the end of the year when the hiatus between my wife
and her lover ends.
I wish that by the end of that time she’ll say “what did I see in that guy
anyhow?”
I’m sure that is too much to ask for. But, I still wish it.
We’re trying to build new, good, memories together. The museum trip
yesterday was a good one.
But, we can’t go to a museum each day.
She gets mad if I buy her presents.
Doing laundry, cooking dinner, mopping the floor, and vacuuming were all
things I was doing before, so they don’t count for much.
If you believe the movies, 35 days is more than enough time. And December
is the perfect time to do it. Too bad I don’t believe them…
But, I’d still be happy to take any suggestions.