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[personal profile] fbhjr
This weekend we’re doing a sword show in New Jersey.
On the way to the show we stopped for gas and I went into the store to grab some fruit.
As I was standing there in costume holding two bananas this guy came into the store and looked at me.

“What’s this asshole about?” He said, not very loudly.
I turned to look at him and a look I can only describe as “oh no, I said that out loud” passed over his face.

He was considerably shorter than me and I stared down at him.
He turned and walked out of the store without buying anything or saying anything else.

That might be the most New Jersey thing that’s every happened to me…

Date: 2022-06-19 03:01 pm (UTC)
susandennis: (Default)
From: [personal profile] susandennis
that is hilarious. and a great visual

Date: 2022-06-19 04:17 pm (UTC)
threemeninaboat: (Default)
From: [personal profile] threemeninaboat
Haaaaa.... John has a friend who is VERY tree sized and goth, small people poke him in the belly all the time and try to start things.

Date: 2022-06-20 12:02 am (UTC)
chris_warrior: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chris_warrior
and this is you WITHOUT the giant bastard sword.

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