WOW

[fbhjr]

It’s been a busy month for my imaginary people.
The month started with the guild most of my characters belong to meeting.
For some reason, most of them turning into flaming dancing alien women. No one knows why....


I did find with my rogue that even if Blood Elves get bird mounts, they can’t actually fly. I tried flapping the wings all the way down to the bottom of this cliff, and still died.


But, my main character got a pet knight. I’m not terribly sure of the logic on this one.
You kill powerful undead invaders. (Level 68 to Level 70) About 1/3 of the time they drop a rune. If you turn in 50 runes and kill one of the monster’s bosses, they assign you a knight “protector” that you can summon to help you in a fight.


That’s great. But, the knight is only level 60. So, if you’ve been able to kill about 150 undead monsters to get his help, why do you need help from a guy 10 levels below the monsters? Killing the monster’s boss took 4 of us at level 70 with other’s pitching in to help. I’m not sure a level 60 sidekick would have made much of a difference.
I don’t care. If I get swarmed by undead, I call him out and feed him to them.
I’m not sure of the ethics of that. One imaginary guy feeding an even more imaginary guy to imaginary monsters for their own safety. They didn’t cover that in Sunday School when I was growing up. Or, maybe they did after I got kicked out.
Either way, I killed enough imaginary things to get my knight assistant, a flag, a tabard and two pieces of cool armor.

Comments

[malterre.livejournal.com]

This was a very funny entry :)
And people turned into dancing, nekkid, flaming women because of meeeeeee

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

Ya gotta admit... they're hotties !!!