The Illuminati in Shrewsbury

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We stopped at the Whole Foods market they just opened in our town. I noticed a big sign they have there about their mission statement:


The last line is "for the greater good".
As the folks do in the movie "Hot Fuzz" I repeated the last line out loud "the greater good".

As I did a girl who couldn’t have been more than five sitting at a table near there looked up at me with a very serious look on her face.
She raised her right hand in salute to me.

So, I figure the kid is part of the Illuminati here in town and appreciates my attention to the goal…

That’s my theory. You can’t stop me from thinking it…