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We had some big tour coming through at work today. My boss went through the department requesting we clean up some for it. One of the things in my office was the collection of fortunes from fortune cookies under my monitors.
I go out for Chinese food about once a week and get one cookie each time. This will show you how long it’s been since I cleaned under my monitors.

So, here they are. Some of them aren’t fortunes. Some of them aren’t true.

1) Through greater effort and hard work a precious dream comes true.
2) You will never regret the present, you live life to its fullest.
3) Advancement will come with hard work.
4) Do not give a man a fish but teach him how to fish
5) Today is the day you let it go. Your chance will come.
6) Past experience: He who never makes mistakes, never did anything that’s worthy.
7) You are a source of wisdom and strength to many people.
8) Flattery will go far tonight.
9) You enjoy giving gifts of yourself to others, you will be rewarded.
10) You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature.
11) Your present plans are going to succeed.
12) Stay true to yourself. Your sure about this?
13) Silent is virtual. Especially Dinner time, from telemarketers.