Anyone speak Dutch?

[fbhjr]

This is a story about my first Giant Robot Freezer being installed in the Netherelands.
Google will translate the text for me, but not the video dialog.
http://www.omroepwest.nl/nieuws/26-01-2013/nieuwe-dna-apparatuur-voor-het-nfi

Comments

[malterre.livejournal.com]

The translated comments are hysterical-I think I need to use some of those fabricated words in sentences sometime
but on a SAFETY unfriendly improvised loppplank inward rolled!

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

I think they are saying that isn't a safe way to do it...
But we hired several different rigging companies to look at it, and they all thought this would be best.