Someday I’ll learn.

[fbhjr]

My wife made cookies for our manufacturing people, and they were much
appreciated.
I had a few myself.
Then, after dinner last night, I ate some of the frozen soy treat I like so
much.

Yes, that’s right.
The person extremely lactose intolerant ate cookies made with butter and
followed it up with a pint of bean based desert.

All day I have had to made rapid trips to the mens room. And, they are not
quiet trips either.
One was so bad that I heard, from outside the stall, “What the fuck was
that noise!?! Did a grenade go off in there?!?”
As much as I’d like to think it was concern for my potential detonation,
the rapidly following noise of him exiting the mens room laid that to rest.

While rethinking this plan is generally a good idea, rethinking eating
those foods the night before a 14 hour shift will have to take priority.

Comments

[malterre.livejournal.com]

Good to know you have a secret weapon

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't laugh. But I did. Very quietly at my desk. Hee!

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

At least we know that you won't self-detonate until you become the drummer for a rock &roll band... ;-)

[pallid-regina.livejournal.com]

That. *snicker* Because fart jokes really never go out of style.

[temperlj.livejournal.com]

So true...