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My car hit 1000 miles yesterday on the way home from work. Now, it’s dirty.


And, a bird pooped on it!


Today the landscapers where I work were blowing mulch (not a euphemism) and got it even dirtier.


On a different note, today while shopping for lunch at Whole Foods, I was amazed at the different kinds of salt.


So, I bought some Celtic and Himalaya salt. For the latter, I got the big crystals that come with a grater.
We’ll see how that works out.

Salt eats cars.
Blowing mulch.
Ends up dirty.

I think there should be some sort of dirty joke in there, but can't quite get it together...

Date: 2012-04-20 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravena-kade.livejournal.com
add a couple syllables to the middle statement and you could have a car haiku.

Date: 2012-04-20 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palusbuteo.livejournal.com
What she said :D

...Now that I've seen the color of your car, I have started to see this color on other cars showing up. Trend Setter.

Date: 2012-04-20 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kismets-kiss.livejournal.com
How did they get a tiny Jack Salt on the front of the Celtic Sea Salt bag?

Date: 2012-04-20 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chris-warrior.livejournal.com
Prius
no longer a virgin
bird poop

Date: 2012-04-20 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temperlj.livejournal.com
*high-five*

Date: 2012-04-20 08:29 pm (UTC)

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