Job of my dreams?

[fbhjr]

For six months I looked for a job. I put my resume out on pretty much every service I could find.
I did not get a huge response.
But, today I got this:

Original Message:
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From: DSD-Invest
Date: Fri, 5 Feb 2010 05:42:35 -0500
To: frank
Subject: Your resume

To whom it may concern,

Our company has a few job openings. Your resume was reviewed, please email us back to find out more details and apply.

If you are not longer in the job market, please disregard this message and accept our apologies.

Sincerely,

Patrick Forensite
Recruitment Manager
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Wow. To whom it may concern. You can really tell they looked at my resume, can’t you?

I didn’t think anyone was going to beat the “have you considered selling life insurance” email. But, I think this one takes the prize.

Comments

[palusbuteo.livejournal.com]

wow.

shaved down to only 3 lines, 2 sentences. That must be a record.

That would be like the Best Cover Letter Ever:

Dear To Whom It May Concern,

I am looking for a job. Here is my resume. It is very good.

Please email me if you are interested

Thnxbye

:D