Mouse envy

[fbhjr]

Apple came out with a new mouse this week. I looked at the ad for it and said “wow, that looks like a really cool mouse.”
Almost as soon as I said it, the scroll wheel on my current mouse stopped working.
I had no idea computer mice got jealous.
The bad news for the mouse is that it makes me more likely to actually by the new one.
Sad for the mouse. We’ll see...