No pop and chips!

ms_danson says I must answer this in my LJ or bring her pop and chips. As she is around 300 miles away as the crow flies, and my car doesn’t, and I have somewhere to be in a mere 11 hours, I thought I better answer.
Excuses for 2012

1) What did you do in 2012 that you aren't going to admit to?

2) How many zombies did you kill in 2012?

3) Did anyone close to you die in a shark pool this year?

4) What countries did you infiltrate this year?

5) What did you say to James Bond when you were alone that time?

6) Compared to this time last year, are you more:
a) radioactive or lead based?
b) turnip or squirrel?
c) evil overlord or hawt spy?
d) Bob or Not Bob?

7) What was your theme song in 2012?

8) What did your minions give you for your birthday this year?

9) How are you spending the Mayan Armageddon?

10) Where did you hide my doomsday device?
( My answers under here )