St Patrick?

So I’m ¼ Irish (Southern), 1/8 Irish (Northern), ¼ English (Saxon), ¼ English (Norman), 1/8 English (get off my property you bloody census taker).
My father (Northern Irish) used to wear orange to annoy my mother’s mother (southern Irish) at dinner each St. Patrick’s day.
My grandmother, mother and aunt would all wear as much green as possible.
So, in memory of them all, I’ve decided to wear blue today…
They would all agree to eat the corned beef. But, I did that Friday. (My grandmother wouldn't be happy about that either...)

An old Irish tale of the wee folk

( As told by my father as it was told to him by his )