Stonehenge crashed!

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I went into my boss’ office this afternoon, and found the mini-stonehenge I got him the other day knocked over.



“What happened to Stonehenge?” I asked him.
“Someone’s fat ass sat on it,” he said.
He refused to tell me who.
“I don’t want it used for any human sacrifices,” he said.
I pointed out current research that it was a site of healing. He said I was no fun.