Strange dream

[fbhjr]

I dreamed my wife and I were staying in a hotel in some other country where we hadn’t been before.
Not wanting go out into a strange city at night, we decided to order room service.
After a short time, someone showed up at our door and handed me a long thin box, then left.
I opened it and inside was a large cigarette the size of my arm.

That was not what we ordered for dinner.

I walked down to the front desk.
"My wife and I ordered dinner," I told the person there. "We got this instead."
"It is complements of the house," they said.
"But, we don’t smoke."
"This isn’t for that."
They took the cigarette out of the box and unwrapped it. Inside, mixed in with the tobacco was a bottle of wine, two glasses, a bottle opener and a candle.
"This is for before your meal," they said. "Your meal has not yet arrived."
"I see," I said. "I’m afraid we don’t drink either, so I return this to you."

I saw there was a supermarket in the lobby of the hotel and decided to go over there and get some things for dinner, just in case.
Dream ends

Comments

[palusbuteo]

Sheesh.

Even in your dreams you're getting alcohol pushed onto you.

having a nice dinner, if by supermarket, in your dream sounds better than the dreams I have where I have to poop and I then wake up started because I have to poop in real life.....Usually at 3 or 4AM before the 5AM alarm goes off and I can't get back to sleep.