That should have been "missing chances for stealing elephants". Sorry about that. I've corrected it above.
I'm sure I've written about that before, but can't find it.
Once, before I gave up drinking, my friends and I got very drunk. We went down town to walk through the train tunnel. (No reason. We were drunk and thought it a good idea.)
The circus was in town and as we walked past their trucks, an elephant reached out and grabbed me with its trunk.
We wanted to bring it back to university with us and put it in the salad bar. But, we didn't think it would go through the train tunnel with us, so were going to get it on the way back.
When we came back, the truck was locked.

I'm sure it was for the best. That was 34 years ago. If we really had stolen an elephant we would probably still be in jail...

Anyhow:
1) Is there some job you would really like to do?
2) Do you have any plans for New Years? (East or west new years...)
3) What do you think is the best part of living where you do?
4) If you could borrow one thing from another part of the world, what would it be?
5) Is there some place you like to go on vacation?