"If I can fit the troupe’s tent, our swords, pole arms, maile armor and luggage in my smaller car, why should I pay to haul around all that extra?"

Because you're not an asshole who feels the need to show his penis size and ego jawesomeness by wasting gobs of money on a massive vehicle to advertise yourself and your I'm better than you attitude...

Is it me or does the truck have a "for sale" sign on the back window? Must be getting desperate to get rid of it to downgrade to a car like your's