I get to pick my trainee name? Sweet. Otherwise I'd have ended up with Bigmouth, I'm sure of it. :)

Are we talking forum usernames? Swell Blonde (to differentiate from Swell Brunette and Swell Redhead)? :) Also possible are "The smart one", (as opposed to "The cute one", and "The I will kick your ass one"). Or, y'know, Emily works just as well.