Santa in Florida

[fbhjr]

When I was a child I’d worry about Santa being able to find us if we were at my grandparents, an aunt’s or an uncles.
I was told that if he knew if you were naughty or nice, he certainly could tell if you were staying at someone else’s house. At 4 the logic of that seemed sound and I accepted it.
Well, Santa, or mariness disguised as Santa, found us in Florida and gave us some very nice presents.
While I’m not 100% sure my pair (the dogs) will fit on my feet, my wife assures me I can put them on my hands and run about with them.


We also got a pair of tribbles.
Now, I know what you’re thinking:
“A pair of tribbles? You’ll be hip deep in them before you fly home the day after tomorrow!”

But, mariness (Santaness? Marita? Merry Santa?) thought of everything. The two came in tribble condoms!


(Yes, they cover the whole tribble. If you can find a specific spot they need to be, you let me know.)

So, it was a very nice Christmas morning thanks to my cousin!

Comments

[mariness.livejournal.com]

I was a bit worried about the size on your feet but I figured that as an engineer you could solve the problem.

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they aren't going to be my every day socks, no offense, but I'm sure I can manage for special occasions.
Thanks again!

[julytooth.livejournal.com]

I'm sure glad those tribbles came with protection. There's no knowing what could happen while they're in your suitcase.

Glad that you've had a nice time in Florida !

[evrgreen.livejournal.com]

..I thought the trouble with tribbles was that they were born pregnant - though this seems like it could be kind of a perpetual motion machine idea - that's what Dr. McCoy theorized and it's good enough for me!

Merry Christmas!